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08 November 2007 @ 05:41 pm
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The best part about this news story from the UK...

Stripper Spanks Teen In Surprise Blunder

A teenage schoolboy was pulled around his classroom on a lead and spanked by a stripper after a birthday surprise blunder.

The pupil's mum had ordered an agency to give her son a "surprise" on his 16th birthday—and the teacher had even agreed to film the prank.

But it all went wrong when the unnamed company sent a stripper dressed as a policewoman instead of a "gorillagram"—in what it called a booking error....  [full article]
...is that no one was suspended. Suspended? In the US, some school official would probably have lost his job by now, and the family would have been run out of town. Not to mention that someone would sue someone somewhere.

(This story sounds like a pilot episode for Coupling Jr. Poor teen Jeff! Um, who was the bright bulb who thought they could bring that show successfully to American network TV?)


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The Keith - E - Love: who's scruffy looking?[info]slurpy316 on November 8th, 2007 11:11 pm (UTC)
ROFL
Oh that's made my day that has.
William Shunn: Spicy Stories[info]shunn on November 8th, 2007 11:20 pm (UTC)
Re: ROFL
Thank God for BBC America.
E.C. Myers: Doctor Who[info]ecmyers on November 8th, 2007 11:45 pm (UTC)
Man, I kind of want to see Coupling Jr. now. Er, as long as it's done in England because yeah, US remakes generally not so good.
William Shunn: Pay Lay Ale[info]shunn on November 12th, 2007 05:53 pm (UTC)
Time to start a letter-writing campaign!
K Tempest Bradford: i'm a dork bhh josie[info]ktempest on November 9th, 2007 02:09 pm (UTC)
you mentioned Coupling and made me imagine teen Jeff in that scene! I love you forever now!!
William Shunn: Jennifer Connelly's Legs[info]shunn on November 9th, 2007 02:23 pm (UTC)
Wales united
:-)

In these divisive times, I think we can all agree that Oliver is just no replacement for Jeff.
K Tempest Bradford: sidewalk ends[info]ktempest on November 9th, 2007 02:28 pm (UTC)
Re: Wales united
this is very, very true. I wish that, instead of trying to create a faux Jeff, they had gone with adding someone who is completely unlike him. I thought James would have made a very interesting addition to the gang, especially if he started spending time with Steve and Patrick, making horrified faces as they talked about the Sock Gap and the Body Swerve.
William Shunn[info]shunn on November 12th, 2007 05:52 pm (UTC)
Re: Wales united
I completely agree about faux Jeff. Hadn't thought about James, but that's a great idea.
harper valley hypocrite[info]thatames on November 14th, 2007 06:18 pm (UTC)
Re: Wales united
Word up to that!
Quixote[info]quixote317 on November 14th, 2007 04:36 pm (UTC)
American Coupling was woefully miscast.

Being a big fan of the original I was looking forward to the new version - and I had high hopes. The original creator was involved and the first couple shows were using the same scripts as the first season of the original show (changed only so far that UK idioms were "translated" to US ones. "flat" to "apartment" for example).

I watched the first episode (Flushed) and it fell completely flat. I kept thinking "this is funny stuff - so why am I not laughing?" The answer was the cast. They just couldn't do comedy at all. Plus, they weren't very likable.

Imagine an American Coupling with the cast of "How I met Your Mother". It's like the difference between "lightning" and "lightning bug".
William Shunn: Jennifer Connelly's Legs[info]shunn on November 14th, 2007 04:56 pm (UTC)
Unflushable
I admit I never saw a single episode of the American Coupling, but I'm tempted to watch it on DVD just so I can speak knowledgably about how unfunny it was.

I love The Office, but for my money How I Met Your Mother is the best sitcom on American TV right now. Most importantly, those people are damn funny, as you imply. But just as importantly, the show seems to have learned from Coupling how to be sexy, raunchy, and romantic all at once, how to create likeable funny characters who seem real, and how to tell stories in innovative ways. Some of those Mother episodes could have come straight from the Coupling playbook, like the technique of showing the same conversations from different points of view, in different contexts. I love it.
The best part about this news story from the UK...

Stripper Spanks Teen In Surprise Blunder

A teenage schoolboy was pulled around his classroom on a lead and spanked by a stripper after a birthday surprise blunder.

The pupil's mum had ordered an agency to give her son a "surprise" on his 16th birthday—and the teacher had even agreed to film the prank.

But it all went wrong when the unnamed company sent a stripper dressed as a policewoman instead of a "gorillagram"—in what it called a booking error....  [full article]
...is that no one was suspended. Suspended? In the US, some school official would probably have lost his job by now, and the family would have been run out of town. Not to mention that someone would sue someone somewhere.

(This story sounds like a pilot episode for Coupling Jr. Poor teen Jeff! Um, who was the bright bulb who thought they could bring that show successfully to American network TV?)


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